The Virtual Muser

If Celine Dion only knew Hebrew

“How many languages do you speak?” “Four. But only two when sober.” For some reason they never seem to like this answer. “No, wait. Five,” I added. “Five?” “Yes, I forgot Yiddish.” “You know Yiddish?” “No. But German and Yiddish sound the same after three pints.” I don’t know why people sigh so often when […]

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